Total Medals Earned: 311 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,760 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Die 10 times in a single run
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 8/14 (160/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
get spiky
recruit one hitchhiker
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
kick a downed bandit six times
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Clear first 4 levels
Check the credits page!
Clear levels 5-8
Clear levels 9-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)
Magical Artifact
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 17/20 (435/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/235 points)
Complete Act 1 to any rank.
Complete Act 2 to any rank.
Complete Act 3 to any rank.
Complete Act 4 to any rank.
Complete Act 5 to any rank.
Complete Act 6 to any rank.
Complete Act 7 to any rank.
Complete Act 8 to any rank.
Complete Act 9 to any rank.
Get over 100 total deaths.
Hold 4 keys at one time.
Surface from swimming with one bubble left.
Get crushed by a pushable block.
Achieve Perfect on any act.
Play the game for over one hour.
Complete the Vexation to any rank.
Collect every star in the game.
Achieve Gold or better on every act.
Achieve Perfect on every act.
Beat every act in challenge mode.